Wednesday 4 May 2011

SMS BAKRA 2011

AMIR HOJAO!

Jo shakhs Jumerat k roz bahir chalty hoy in alfaz ka kasrat se wird kary ga InshaAllah wo mala maal ho jaye ga




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"Allah k Naam pe de de BaBa"
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TENSION HUI!

1-u r nice person
2-line 1 is true
3-line 2 is false if line 1 is true
4-both 2 & 3 lines are true
5-line 4 is false
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MAT KHENCH APNI TARAF SANAM!

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!
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PATHAN SMS!
" 5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy",
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"Pilot ny kaha Load ziyada hy 1 fard ko Koodna hoga",
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"Ye sun kar Behari ny kaha K Rasi ko Chorny ki Qurbani me deta hun"!
Taaliyan

"Ye sun kar saray PATHAN Taaliyan Bajane Lagy"

Moral:
Jo na kate aari se.
Wo kte behari se. 

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PATHAN SMS!
Teachr:
Pakistan K Ktne Sube Hyn

Pathan:
4

Teachr:
Good
Pehli Dafa Sahi jawab Dia Hy
Chalo Ab Un K Naam Batao

Pathan:
Mashriq
Magrib
Shumal
Junob..

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PATHAN SMS!
Pathan boht Deir se apni Hasin mengetar ko dekh rha tha

LRKI Shrma k,
Kya Dekh rhe ho
khan:
Hum Soch rha tha k agr tm hmara Ammi hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.

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PATHAN SMS!
Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein...

Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?



Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banway

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BOY PROPOSE TO GIRL!
Boy prpozes to girl-
Ye Raat,Ye subah,
Ye Hawa,Ye Chand,
Ye Ghatayen,Ye Nadia,
Ye Kinare...

Girl-Saale Prpoze Kar Rahe ho,
Ya Envirnment science padha rahe ho.

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